My Vagina letra

My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly blooddrip
My vagina's hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin, they took my outtie and madeit an in
Changing Donnie into Marie Osmand

Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird but that's ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass played from the ladie's team
There's nothing finer than having a vagina

NOFX - Letras

• 100 Times Fuckeder
• 13 Stitches
• 180 Degrees
• 2 on Glue
• 20 Something
• 60%
• 60% (Reprise)
• 72 Hookers
• 99 Red Ballons
• A Perfect Government
• A200 Club
• All His Suits Are Torn
• All My Friends In New York
• All Of Me
• All Outta Angst
• Always Hate Hippies
• American Errorist
• Anarchy Camp
• And Now For Something Completely Similar
• Ant Attack
• Antenna's
• Anti-social girl
• Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
• August 8th
• Backstage Passport Theme
• Bang Bang
• Bath of Least Resistance
• Beer Bong
• Benny Got Blowed Up
• Best God in Show
• Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
• Bleeding Heart Disease
• Bob
• Bob Turkee
• Bob- Live Version
• Bottles To The Ground
• Brain Constipation
• Buggley Eyes
• Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
• California Drought
• California Über Alice
• Can't Get the Stink Out
• Canada Has Better Heroin
• Cantando En Espanol
• Champs Élysées (translation)
• Champs-Elysées
• Cheese
• Cheese/Where's My Slice
• Civil Defense
• Clam Have Feelings Too
• Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
• Co-Dependence Day
• Cokie The Clown
• Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
• Cool And Unusual Punishment
• Cops and Donuts
• Corazon de Oro
• Creeping Out Sara
• Creeping Out Tegan
• Dad's bad news
• Darby Crashing Your Party
• Day To Daze
• Dead Beat Mom
• Decom-Posuer
• Dig
• Dinosaurs Will Die
• Don't Call Me White
• Don't Drink And Drive
• Door Nails
• Doornails
• Doors And Fours
• Down With The Ship
• Drop The World
• Drug Free America
• Drug Me
• Drugs Are Good
• Dying Degree
• East Bay
• Eat The Meek
• Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
• Eddie, Bruce and Paul
• El Lay
• Electricity
• Eric Melvin vs. PCP
• Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
• Falling in Love
• Fan Mail
• Fermented and Flailing
• First Call
• First Ditch Effort
• Five Feet Under
• Fleas
• Food, Sex And Ewe
• Forming
• Forward to Death
• Franco Un-American
• Free Dumb
• Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
• Fuck Da Kids
• Fuck Euphemism
• Fuck The Kids
• Fuck The Kids 2
• Fun Things To Fuck
• Fungus
• Generation Z
• Germ Free Adolescents
• Getting High On The Down Low
• Gin and Juice
• Glass War
• Go To Work Wasted
• Golden Boys
• Gonoherpasyphilaids
• Green Corn
• Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
• Happy Break Up Song
• Happy Father's Day
• Happy Guy
• Hardcore 84
• Here Comes The Neighborhood
• Herojuana
• High Achievers
• Hit it hold it back
• Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
• Hold It Back
• Hotdog In A Hallway
• Hotel California (cover Eagles)
• I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
• I Am An Alcoholic
• I Am Going To Hell For This One
• I Believe In Goddess
• I Don't Like Me Anymore
• I Don't Want you Around
• I Gotta Pee
• I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
• I Live In A Cake
• I Love You More Than I Hate Me
• I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
• I Wanna Be Your Baby
• I Want You To Want Me
• I, Fatty
• I, Melvin
• I'm a Rat
• I'm a Transvest-lite
• I'm So Sorry Tony
• I'm Tellin Tim
• I'm Telling Tim
• I've Become A Cliche
• I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
• ID
• Idiot Son Of An Asshole
• Idiots Are Taking Over
• Instant Crassic
• Insulted By Germans (Again)
• Iron Man
• It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
• It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
• Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
• Jaundiced Eye
• Jaw, Knee, Music
• Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
• Johnny Appleseed
• Johnny B Goode
• Juice Head
• Just The Flu
• Kids Of The K-hole
• Kill All The White Man
• Kill Rock Stars
• Kill The Poor
• Lager in the dark
• Last Caress
• Last Night Was Really Fun?
• Lazy
• Leave It Alone
• Leaving Jesusland
• Let's Linch The Landlord
• Life of Riley
• Linewleum
• Linoleum
• Linoleum
• Live Your Life
• Liza
• Liza And Louise
• Longest Line
• Lori Meyers
• Louise
• Love Story
• Lower
• Mattersville
• Mean People Suck
• Medio Core
• Memories
• Missing Child
• Mister Jones
• Mom's rules
• Monday
• Monosyllabic Girl
• Monsters
• Moron Brothers
• Murder The Government
• My Friends
• My Heart is Yearning
• My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
• My Orphan Year
• My Penis
• My Sycophant Others
• My Vagina
• New Boobs
• New Happy Birthday Song?
• New Year's Revolution
• No F-x
• No More Lies
• No Problems
• No Way
• Nofx- Herojuana
• Nothing But A Nightmare
• Nowhere
• Olive Me
• Olympia, WA
• On The Rag
• On The Rag
• One Celled Creature
• One Million Coasters
• One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
• Open Your Eyes
• Oxy Moronic
• Party Enema
• Perfect Government
• Pharmacist's Daughter
• Philthy Phil Philanthropist
• Piece
• Pimps and Hookers
• Please Play This Song On The Radio
• Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
• Pods And Gods
• Posuer
• Professional Crastination
• Puke On Cops
• Pump Up The Valuum
• Punk Guy
• Punk Rock Elite
• Punk Song
• Quart in Session
• Radio
• Reagan Sucks
• Reeko
• Regaining Unconsciousness
• Release The Hostages
• Remnants
• Righteous Cause
• Ronnie & Mags
• S&M Airlines
• San Francisco Fat
• Scavenger Type
• Screamin' For Change
• Secret Society
• See Her Pee
• Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
• Sell Out
• She Didn't Lose Her Baby
• She's Gone
• She's Nubs
• Shitting Bricks
• Shower Days
• Shut Up Already
• Sid And Nancy
• Six Pack Girls
• Six Years On Dope
• Ska Sucks
• Sloppy English
• Soul Doubt
• Spaghetti Motel
• Stand By Me
• Stickin In My Eye
• Stoke Extinguisher
• Straight Edge
• Straight Outta Massachusetts
• Stranded
• Stranger Than Fishin
• Stupid Canadiens
• Suits And Ladders
• Summer of 69
• Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
• Take Two Placebos And U Can Call Me Lame
• Talking 'Bout Yo Mama
• Teenage Punching Bag
• Tenderloin
• Thalidomide Child
• Thank God It's Monday
• That's Why I Love Her
• The Agony of Victory
• The Bag
• The Big Drag
• The Black And White
• The Brews
• The Cause
• The death of John Smith
• The Decline
• The Desperation's Gone
• The Idiot Son of Asshole
• The Irrationality Of Rationality
• The KKK Took My Baby Away (Ramones cover)
• The Longest Line
• The Malachi Crunch
• The Man I Killed
• The Marxist Brothers
• The Moron Brothers
• The Plan
• The Punk Song
• The Quitter
• The Separation of Church and Skate
• Theme From A Nofx Album
• There She Goes
• There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
• There's No Too Soon If Time Is Relative
• This Machine Is 4
• Three Against Me
• Three On Speed
• Three Stits To The Wind
• Three String Guitar
• Timmy The Turtle
• Together On The Sand
• Total Bummer
• Totally Fucked
• Truck Stop Blues
• Urban Campers
• USA-Holes
• Vanilla Sex
• Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
• Vincent
• Warm
• We Ain't Shit
• We Called it America
• We Don't Play Ska Anymore
• We Got Two Jealous Agains
• We march to the beat of an indifferent drum
• We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
• Whatever Didi Wants
• Whats The Matter With Parents Today
• When ya Get Drafted
• Where's My Slice?
• Whoah On The Whoahs
• Whoops, I Od'd
• Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
• Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots
• Xmas Has Been X'ed
• You Can Go Your Own Way
• You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
• You Put Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter
• You Will Lose Faith
• You're Bleeding
• You're Wrong
• Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
• Zyclone B Bathhouse