That's Why I Love Her letra

Shell have another piece of pie
Shell have a double reuben rye
She kicks hard at eating well
Thats why I love her

Shes got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I cant breathe
Thats why I love her

Im her butter she my bread
Shes like a mobile waterbed
And hwen I got on top of her
I cant touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
Shes like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
Shes my insulation

I always know where she sat
And when shes on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured gut
Thats why I love her

Shes my phillie Im her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
Its like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
Thats why I love her

NOFX - Letras

• 100 Times Fuckeder
• 13 Stitches
• 180 Degrees
• 2 on Glue
• 20 Something
• 60%
• 60% (Reprise)
• 72 Hookers
• 99 Red Ballons
• A Perfect Government
• A200 Club
• All His Suits Are Torn
• All My Friends In New York
• All Of Me
• All Outta Angst
• Always Hate Hippies
• American Errorist
• Anarchy Camp
• And Now For Something Completely Similar
• Ant Attack
• Antenna's
• Anti-social girl
• Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
• August 8th
• Backstage Passport Theme
• Bang Bang
• Bath of Least Resistance
• Beer Bong
• Benny Got Blowed Up
• Best God in Show
• Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
• Bleeding Heart Disease
• Bob
• Bob Turkee
• Bob- Live Version
• Bottles To The Ground
• Brain Constipation
• Buggley Eyes
• Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
• California Drought
• California Über Alice
• Can't Get the Stink Out
• Canada Has Better Heroin
• Cantando En Espanol
• Champs Élysées (translation)
• Champs-Elysées
• Cheese
• Cheese/Where's My Slice
• Civil Defense
• Clam Have Feelings Too
• Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
• Co-Dependence Day
• Cokie The Clown
• Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
• Cool And Unusual Punishment
• Cops and Donuts
• Corazon de Oro
• Creeping Out Sara
• Creeping Out Tegan
• Dad's bad news
• Darby Crashing Your Party
• Day To Daze
• Dead Beat Mom
• Decom-Posuer
• Dig
• Dinosaurs Will Die
• Don't Call Me White
• Don't Drink And Drive
• Door Nails
• Doornails
• Doors And Fours
• Down With The Ship
• Drop The World
• Drug Free America
• Drug Me
• Drugs Are Good
• Dying Degree
• East Bay
• Eat The Meek
• Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
• Eddie, Bruce and Paul
• El Lay
• Electricity
• Eric Melvin vs. PCP
• Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
• Falling in Love
• Fan Mail
• Fermented and Flailing
• First Call
• First Ditch Effort
• Five Feet Under
• Fleas
• Food, Sex And Ewe
• Forming
• Forward to Death
• Franco Un-American
• Free Dumb
• Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
• Fuck Da Kids
• Fuck Euphemism
• Fuck The Kids
• Fuck The Kids 2
• Fun Things To Fuck
• Fungus
• Generation Z
• Germ Free Adolescents
• Getting High On The Down Low
• Gin and Juice
• Glass War
• Go To Work Wasted
• Golden Boys
• Gonoherpasyphilaids
• Green Corn
• Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
• Happy Break Up Song
• Happy Father's Day
• Happy Guy
• Hardcore 84
• Here Comes The Neighborhood
• Herojuana
• High Achievers
• Hit it hold it back
• Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
• Hold It Back
• Hotdog In A Hallway
• Hotel California (cover Eagles)
• I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
• I Am An Alcoholic
• I Am Going To Hell For This One
• I Believe In Goddess
• I Don't Like Me Anymore
• I Don't Want you Around
• I Gotta Pee
• I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
• I Live In A Cake
• I Love You More Than I Hate Me
• I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
• I Wanna Be Your Baby
• I Want You To Want Me
• I, Fatty
• I, Melvin
• I'm a Rat
• I'm a Transvest-lite
• I'm So Sorry Tony
• I'm Tellin Tim
• I'm Telling Tim
• I've Become A Cliche
• I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
• ID
• Idiot Son Of An Asshole
• Idiots Are Taking Over
• Instant Crassic
• Insulted By Germans (Again)
• Iron Man
• It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
• It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
• Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
• Jaundiced Eye
• Jaw, Knee, Music
• Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
• Johnny Appleseed
• Johnny B Goode
• Juice Head
• Just The Flu
• Kids Of The K-hole
• Kill All The White Man
• Kill Rock Stars
• Kill The Poor
• Lager in the dark
• Last Caress
• Last Night Was Really Fun?
• Lazy
• Leave It Alone
• Leaving Jesusland
• Let's Linch The Landlord
• Life of Riley
• Linewleum
• Linoleum
• Linoleum
• Live Your Life
• Liza
• Liza And Louise
• Longest Line
• Lori Meyers
• Louise
• Love Story
• Lower
• Mattersville
• Mean People Suck
• Medio Core
• Memories
• Missing Child
• Mister Jones
• Mom's rules
• Monday
• Monosyllabic Girl
• Monsters
• Moron Brothers
• Murder The Government
• My Friends
• My Heart is Yearning
• My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
• My Orphan Year
• My Penis
• My Sycophant Others
• My Vagina
• New Boobs
• New Happy Birthday Song?
• New Year's Revolution
• No F-x
• No More Lies
• No Problems
• No Way
• Nofx- Herojuana
• Nothing But A Nightmare
• Nowhere
• Olive Me
• Olympia, WA
• On The Rag
• On The Rag
• One Celled Creature
• One Million Coasters
• One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
• Open Your Eyes
• Oxy Moronic
• Party Enema
• Perfect Government
• Pharmacist's Daughter
• Philthy Phil Philanthropist
• Piece
• Pimps and Hookers
• Please Play This Song On The Radio
• Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
• Pods And Gods
• Posuer
• Professional Crastination
• Puke On Cops
• Pump Up The Valuum
• Punk Guy
• Punk Rock Elite
• Punk Song
• Quart in Session
• Radio
• Reagan Sucks
• Reeko
• Regaining Unconsciousness
• Release The Hostages
• Remnants
• Righteous Cause
• Ronnie & Mags
• S&M Airlines
• San Francisco Fat
• Scavenger Type
• Screamin' For Change
• Secret Society
• See Her Pee
• Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
• Sell Out
• She Didn't Lose Her Baby
• She's Gone
• She's Nubs
• Shitting Bricks
• Shower Days
• Shut Up Already
• Sid And Nancy
• Six Pack Girls
• Six Years On Dope
• Ska Sucks
• Sloppy English
• Soul Doubt
• Spaghetti Motel
• Stand By Me
• Stickin In My Eye
• Stoke Extinguisher
• Straight Edge
• Straight Outta Massachusetts
• Stranded
• Stranger Than Fishin
• Stupid Canadiens
• Suits And Ladders
• Summer of 69
• Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
• Take Two Placebos And U Can Call Me Lame
• Talking 'Bout Yo Mama
• Teenage Punching Bag
• Tenderloin
• Thalidomide Child
• Thank God It's Monday
• That's Why I Love Her
• The Agony of Victory
• The Bag
• The Big Drag
• The Black And White
• The Brews
• The Cause
• The death of John Smith
• The Decline
• The Desperation's Gone
• The Idiot Son of Asshole
• The Irrationality Of Rationality
• The KKK Took My Baby Away (Ramones cover)
• The Longest Line
• The Malachi Crunch
• The Man I Killed
• The Marxist Brothers
• The Moron Brothers
• The Plan
• The Punk Song
• The Quitter
• The Separation of Church and Skate
• Theme From A Nofx Album
• There She Goes
• There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
• There's No Too Soon If Time Is Relative
• This Machine Is 4
• Three Against Me
• Three On Speed
• Three Stits To The Wind
• Three String Guitar
• Timmy The Turtle
• Together On The Sand
• Total Bummer
• Totally Fucked
• Truck Stop Blues
• Urban Campers
• USA-Holes
• Vanilla Sex
• Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
• Vincent
• Warm
• We Ain't Shit
• We Called it America
• We Don't Play Ska Anymore
• We Got Two Jealous Agains
• We march to the beat of an indifferent drum
• We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
• Whatever Didi Wants
• Whats The Matter With Parents Today
• When ya Get Drafted
• Where's My Slice?
• Whoah On The Whoahs
• Whoops, I Od'd
• Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
• Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots
• Xmas Has Been X'ed
• You Can Go Your Own Way
• You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
• You Put Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter
• You Will Lose Faith
• You're Bleeding
• You're Wrong
• Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
• Zyclone B Bathhouse